PGG Articles Ordered by Title

"Oland, Sweden, Earth
"Oland, Sweden's Stinky Little Island
A
It's A Start
AAAA
Anonymous Acronym Abuse Association
Aaargh
How You Express Yourself When Something Is Wrong
Aardvarks
First Thing To Know
Abbreviations
The Most Useless Things
Abbreviations, List Of
List Of Abbreviations
Absolute Zero
Bitterness And Particle Physics
Acronyms
Some Words About Acronyms, And Their Usage
Active Air
Space Travellers' Air Safety Methods
Adelphi Hotel, Liverpool, England, UK, Earth
Sou'Wester, 1994 British National Science Fiction Convention
Afterlife, The
Dream On
Agent Orange
The History Of Agent Orange
Aggressive Giving
Gifts With Attitude
Aggressive Shopping
Survival In The Marketplace
Air France
An Airline Much Like Another
Airplanes
The Truth About Traveling In Airplanes
Alcohol Guilt In Students
Students, Alcohol, and Guilt
Algonquin Park, Ontario, Canada, Earth
Buzz Buzz Slap, Paddle Paddle Splash
Alien Elimination
Some Helpful Hints On How To Eliminate Hostile Aliens
Alien Identification
Some Handy Methods Of Alien Identification
Alien Invasion, The Likelihood Of
It's The End Of The World As We Know It, Just Not Very Probable
Alien Invasions, How To Fake
A Few Tips To Create Fear And Panic
Alley Rally '94 - A Bowling Oddysey
To Boldly Bowl Where No One Has Bowled Before
Alpha Centaurian Alcohol Enhancing Device
How The Alcohol Enhancing Device Came Into Existence
alt.test
Internet Methods Of Relieving Boredom
Alternate Universes
Relativistic Effects At Low Velocities
Amber Lights, Life Has None
Life Has No Amber Lights
Ambient Video
Elevator Music For Your Eyes
America's Cup Bandwagon
And How To Get On It
America's Cup, The
A Silly Game To Win A Silly Prize
American Professional Wrestling, Theory Of
Prepare To Be Confused
Americanitus
Diseases Of The Emigrated
Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands, Earth
The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Paradise For Ultra Cool Froods
Amsterdam, Noord-Holland, Netherlands, Earth, Things To Do In
An In-depth Guide To The Hoopiest Place On Earth
Andersson, Rickard
A Field Researcher With More Than One Towel
Andorra, Earth
A Party Kind Of Place
Answer Phones
I'm Sorry, I'm Not In At The Moment
Antartoth II, Camping On
Where To Go To See Your Life Flash Before Your Eyes
Antigravity, The Feline Butterology Theory

Apathy
Be Apathetic Now!
Apologies
Sorry, I Didn't Mean It
Area 51
The Top Secret US Air Force Base That Doesn't Officially Exist
Argicize
What Does Argicize Mean And What Are Its Roots?
Arguments, Infinitely Prolonging
Arguments That Can Go On Forever
Art
What is it?
Art Of Being, The
One Of The More Confusing Arts
Assembly Language
Fast, Efficient, And It Does Exactly What You Tell It
Astrology, Proving And Disproving
Debunking An Argument In Favour Of Astrology
Atlantic City Race Course, Hamilton Township, New Jersey, USA, Earth
Pretty Horses And Sad People
Atomic Bomb, Constructing An
Nukes Made Easy
Aura Photograph Technique
Technique For The Restoration Of Damaged CD's
Austin, Texas, USA, Earth
Silicon Gulch, Berkeley On The Colorado, The Promised Land
Australia, Earth
A Short Look At Australia, Earth
Austria, Earth
No Kangaroos In Austria
Avalon Hill's Diplomacy
The Board Game Of Diplomacy
Avoiding Computer Obsolescence
An Up-To-Date System In Seven Easy Steps
Avoiding Conversations
I Can't Talk Right Now
Avoiding Items By Convention
Why Isn't Anybody Sitting In That Chair?
Bad Taste
High Culture From New Zealand
Bangkok, Urban Survival Techniques
Check All Eleven Dimensions Before Crossing The Road
Barenaked Ladies
A Musical Group Or Something...
Barkman, Henrik O A
Is HOAB From Somewhere Else?
Bars, European
Bars To Look Out For
Baths, Unusual Use Of
Fun In The Bath
Beavis And Butthead
Possibly The Stupidest Show Around
Beef War, The
Scrapie, BSE And CJD
Beer Hunter, The Game Of
Safer Than Russian Roulette (Just)
Beginner's Luck
First Time Lucky
Beginning, The
What Happened?
Belgian Boy, The Little
_HOW_ Big Is It?
Bemidji, Minnesota, USA, Earth
A Very Cold Place To Be
Berlin, Germany, Earth
An Ultimately Nice, Really Megafroody Place
Bethel, New York, USA, Earth
Home Of The Woodstock Festival And Not Much Else
Big Red Panel, The
The Highlight Of The Zzzzwuchh Sector
Binary
Binary Mathematics: Uses And Abuses
Black Holes
The Definitive Guide To Black Holes
Black Holes, An Informational Manual
The Definitively Inaccurate Guide To Supercompressed Matter
Black Trenchcoats
Something Almost (But Not Really) As Useful And Hoopy As Towels
Blews, Anthony John
Shameless Self-Plug For A Moron
Bliss At Imperial College
Black Leather In Science Society (BLISS)
Blue Christmas
It Is The Season To Be Worried
Bluffer's Guides, The
Independent Companion Volumes To The Guide
Boomshanka
Driving (Slowly) Into Trees Can Be Fun Too
Booting, Origin Of The Word
Origin Of "Booting A Computer"
Bootlegging, A Guide To
Tape Trading For Fun And Profit
Bordesium
Bordesium Is One Of The Slowest Measurements Of Time
Boredom
The Definition Of Boredom, As Well As Boredom Vs. Being Doomed
Boskoop, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands, Earth
Village Of Gardens
Bradford, England, UK, Earth
A Visitor's Guide To Bradford
Bradford, England, UK, Earth (Part 2)
A Survivor's Guide To Bradford
Bremerhaven, Bremen, Germany, Earth
A Place Out Of Space And Time
Broomball
The Sport That's Sweeping The Globe
Bruce, Stuart
Stuart Robbie Heironymous Bruce, The Legend And The Lies
Brushing Teeth
Earth's Decay Due To Lack Of Dental Hygiene
Bubble Wrap Game, The
A Brilliant Idea From The Prince Of Fun
Bug And The Banana, The
The True Story About The Bug And The Banana
Bushkill Falls
Bushkill Falls In Bushkill, Pennsylvania, USA, Earth
Busker's Arc
Semi-Circular Gap Between A Performer And A (Perhaps) Unwilling Audience
C Language And Unix System Are Jokes
News Article On C And Unix
Cafe@Boatquay, Boat Quay, Singapore, Earth
Nice Place, And Your Friends Can Watch You Too
Cairns, Queensland, Australia, Earth
The Gateway To The Great Barrier Reef
Cairo Taxi, How To Catch A
An Unavoidable Means Of Transportation In Cairo, Egypt, Earth
Calvin And Hobbes
A Comic Which Brings Back Childhood Memories
Cambridge, England, UK, Earth
A University Town
Cameras, How To Make Money Using
Creative Camera Use
Canada, Earth
Not All Canadians Are Frigid
Cape Town, Western Cape, South Africa, Earth
Sun, Sea, And A Bloody Great Big Mountain
Capital Hostel, Jerusalem, Israel, Earth
Cheap And Friendly, If A Little Loud
Car Alarms
For The Security Minded Or The Hopelessly Optimistic
Car Talk
National Public Radio Hits A New Peak In Interactive Silliness
Caramilk Bars - The Biggest Secret In The Universe
How They Get The Caramilk In The Caramilk Bar
Carpet Weave, The Insanities Of
Yet Another Way To Avoid Going Mad
Carpets
A Mostly Unhappy Species
Cars, Getting Hit By
Falling Off Of And Getting Hit By Cars
Cash Machines
Electronic Plastic
CASIP And AAAAAAA
Groups To Avoid
Castelle Comte Mal, Palma, Spain, Earth
Joust What The Doctor Ordered
CAT
Commercial Description
Catholic Theme Park
Froodiest Kitch In The World, Once It Exists
Cats
Those Furry Things That Inhabit The Warmest Place In The House
Cats And Dogs
Cats Are The True "Best Friend" Of Humanity
Cats, How To Pill
The Fine Art Of Shoving A Pill Down A Cat's Throat
Cats, The Conspiracy Theory
Why Cats Will Bring The Downfall Of Mankind
Celsius, Anders
The Man With The Thermometer
Chain Letters
The Living Letter Theory
Challenge
Gambling Game You Don't Want To Play, A
Chaos Theory, Definition Of
Chaos Explained
Chaos Theory, Origins Of
Secret Origins Of The Chaos Theory
Cheating At Darts
Bending The Rules Of Another Pub Game
Cheating At Pool
Gaining An Unfair Advantage
Cheese
Cheese And The Art Of Cheese Mining
Chess
A game With Much Terminology
Chester, New Jersey, USA, Earth
Not An Exit
Chickamauga, Georgia, USA, Earth

Chicken And Egg Dilemma
Scientific Proof Of The Pre-Existence Of Chickens
Chocolate Milk
A Hitchhiker's Drink
Ciao Coffee House, Clinton Township, Michigan, USA, Earth
Best Lil Coffee House This Side Of The Other Side
Circular
The Beauty Of Circular Reference
Cirque Du Soleil
Circus, The Next Generation
Classification Of Religions
Classification Method For Religions
Clegg, Paul Jason
Just A Frood Who Knows Where His Towel Is
Clio, Michigan, USA, Earth
A Great Place To Live, But I Wouldn't Want To Visit There
Code Of The Geeks
Identification Codes For Geeks
Coffee
Coffee; A Legal Drug
Communicating With The Dead, A Guide To
It's Good To Talk
Compression Sort Transform
The New Sort Transform Data Compression Algorithm Explained
Computer Jargon Made Easy
Jargon In The World Of Computers
Computer Malfunctions
An Exploration In Computer Physiology
Computerats
Description Of The Computerat, An Organic Computer
Computers, Earth
A Consideration Of Similarities And Differences From The Galactic Norm
Conservation Of Cookies, General Principle Of
Splergle Arb
Conversation Entry Point
A Necessary Point To Enter A Conversation
Cool Camping
Camping As The Museum Of The Cooling Machine
Country Music
Mostly Uninteresting
Country Music, A Guide To
The World's Hoopiest Music
Cows
Something About Extremely Silly Animals
Crayfishing, The Art Of
Catching Crayfish Can Be Exciting And Fun (And Illegal)
Creating A Religion, The Art Of
Cheese Gods
Crowded Bus, Things To Do In A
Top Ten Fun Things To Do In A Crowded Bus
Cuisine Unauthentique
Food From Fans
Curry And The Ozone Layer
Be An Environmentalist And Abolish Vegetables
Cyberpub, Bangkok, Thailand, Earth
Nice Pub, Shame About The Internet
Dallas, Texas, USA, Earth
A Southern Town Which Tries Not To Be One
Damn, God
Be Careful What You Say
Dark Suckers
The Theory Of Dark Suckers
Deadly Yams' Disease
Yams Disease And How It Is Taking Over The World
Dealing With The Lack Of Time
Time Expands To Fill Available Space
Death And The Afterlife
A Close Up And Personal Look At The Big Dirt Nap
Death, Flirting And
Getting Some After Passing On
Defecation
It's Not Just A Bodily Function... It's An Enjoyable Pastime!
Definitely Correct Speech
How To Speak Your Mind And Live To Tell About It
Definition: Everything Else
What's Left
Delivered Pizza, Grand Unification Theory Of
The Math Behind The Pizza
Denmark, Earth
Home Of The Not Very Blond, Not Very Tall, Very Very Jealous Guys
Dentist, The
Going To The Dentist Is Fun!
Des Moines, Iowa, USA, Earth
The Land Of Pigs And Corn
Devilled Ham
Recipe For Devilled Ham
Diddley-Squat
As Near As Close To Next To Nothing As If To Be Naught
Diet Coke
A Fattening Drink?
Dietary Bachelorisms
Male Tendancies Of The Culinary Kind
Dimensions, Number Of
How Many Dimensions Are There?
Dingle, Liverpool, England, UK, Earth
A BTEC National Diploma In Comp Studies Essay Extract
Dirk van Deun
Field Researcher Autohagiography
Discworld Series, The
The Multitudinous Works Of Mister Terence Pratchett Esquire
Downhill Skiing
How To Hurl Down A Mountain At High Speed
Drawing Conclusions
What Assumptions Can You Make?
Dreams By Mail
The Mail-Order Dreams Business Is Booming
Drivers With Hats
A Traffic Jam Phenomenon
Dubai, United Arab Emirates, Middle East, Earth
No Pork, No Vodka, But You've Got To See It
Duct Tape
The Holiest Substance In The Known Galaxy
Dutch Rail, The Leiden-Utrecht Track
Adventures In Public Transport
Dwingeloo, Drenthe, Netherlands, Earth
Mostly For Old Tourists
E-Mail War
Communication Through Blips, Bloops And Bangs
Early To Bed, Early To Rise .....
Let's Set The Record Straight
Earth
A Really Hoopy Place To Live These Days...
Earth Defence Shield
One Already Exists
Easy Living, How To Survive
How To Get More Out Of A Life Filled With Luxury
Easy Ways To Save Money
A Few Good Hints How To Save Lots Of Money Easily
Economic Benefits Of Pollution, The
Why Pollution Is Necessary In Today's Economy
Eiffel Tower, The
Scaffolding Without A Building
Einstein, Albert, The Non-Existence Of
It Was All A Lie
Elephants, Charging, How To Avoid
Something You Really Want To Get Right First Time
Elevation
The Sky's The Limit?
Elevators, Fifty Fun Things To Do In
A Boring Place Made More Enjoyable
Elvis Impersonation
Contagious Blue Suede Shoes
Emu Export Lager (TM)
It Used To Taste Good, Didn't It?
Encyclopedia Galactica
The Legendary Encyclopedia Of The Entire Universe
Encyclopedia Of Science Fiction
Science Fiction Reference Work
English, Understanding Spoken
Traps For Unwary Hitchhikers
Enlightenment
Do You See The Light?
Essay Questions
Guide To Essay-Type Questions
Ethereal Travel
Possibility Of Seeing More Than You Ever Dreamt Of
Euro Disney, Marne-le-Vallee, France, Earth
Here, The Dreams Come True (Not Necessarily Your Dreams)
Europa
A Moon Of Jupiter
Exaggeration
One Of The Best Ways To Get What You Want
Examinations, Fifty Ways To Fail
Going To Fail? Then Fail In Style!
Exterminating Human-Kind
A Beginner's Buide To Devastating An Ecosystem
Extinction Of Species
Things That Have Died Out
Fairies
The Tooth Fairy, Her Motives, Her Family
Faking UFOs
Several Ways Of Letting People Believe They Have Seen An UFO
FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions List, The Real
Fashion
Definition Of Fashion
Fast Eddies, Perth, Western Australia, Earth
Where A Lot Of People Just Like YOU Hang Out
Fast Food
Fast food, What Is It, And Some Warnings
Feline MPD
Cats With Suspected Multiple Personality Disorder
Field Researchers, How To Recognize
How To Recognize A PGG Field Researcher Or A Sympathizing Hitchhiker
Filks
I Fought The Borg, And The Borg Won
Financial Freedom
Advice For The Wannabe Seriously Rich Person
Finding The North
Accurately Find The North Using A Digital Watch And A Stick
Finland, Earth
Land Of Something Strange And Something Cool
Fire
Phlogiston Theory Put To The Test
Firewalking For Fun
Southampton University Physics Society's Firewalk; May 11, 1997
First Aid For Non-Medically Minded Persons
Silly First Aid
First Day Of The Month
Bank Holidays And Other Days Of Rest
Fish, Basic Uses Of
Eat Or Get Eaten
Fishing, The Art Of
An In-Depth Article On How To Fish
Flight Simulators And The Neural System
Neurological Effects Of VR Flight Simulators Can Have Real Impact
Flying
The Concept Of Staying Aloft
Food Conspiracy, The
EAT
Football
A Game Without Logic
Football, Association
One Round Ball, Two Teams, In A Game Of Two Halves
Ford Aspire, The
An Error In Car-Naming Judgment
Format And Style Policy, The Official Project Galactic Guide
Concise Article Style Guide For Field Researchers And Guide Editors
Formula 1, The World Of
The Bluffer's Guide
Fort Lauderdale, Florida, USA, Earth
A Brief Introduction For Visiting Hitchhikers
Fossilised Hamburger Of St Albert, The
Past Fast Food
Fountain Diving
Don't Do This
Fourqueux, Yvelines, France, Earth
How To Stand Paris - Escape To Fourqueux!
Fourth Dimension, Creatures From The
How To Recognize A Creature From The Fourth Spatial Dimension
Fruvous
War, Peace, And Small Dogs
FTP, A Boring Article On How To Use
File Transfer Process, TCP/IP (boring)
Future Cafe, Hong Kong, China, Earth
Hong Kong's Only Internet Cafe?
Fuzzy Logic, An Introductory Tutorial
A Tutorial On Fuzzy Logic
GAG, Guaranteed Articles Group
The Project Galactic Guide Guaranteed Articles Group
Galactic Postal Service
Through Rain Or Sleet Or Dark Of Night, Most Of Which Don't Exist In Space
Gate Crashers' Entrance, The
How To Gate Crash Nonchalantly
Gedankenexperiment
What Does This Word Mean, And Where Does It Come From?
Geeks And... Er... Romance
What Geeks Find Romantic
Genesis Revised
Bible Rewritten Due To Catholic Church Position On Evolution Shift
Geneva, Switzerland, Earth
Geneva, Switzerland Is A City For Very Rich People
Goedel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid
The Hitchhiker's Choice Of Books For Killing Time In Spaceports
Golf Ball, Successive Layers Within A
How They Are Constructed
Gotska Sandoen, Sweden, Earth
An Isolated Island In The Middle Of The Baltic Sea
Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee, USA, Earth
An Odd And Troubling Place
Grantchester, Near Cambridge, England, UK, Earth
Tea And Scones
Grappling The Internet Puzzle
Who Are Those Men in White Coats?
Gravity
All The Average Person Needs To Know About Gravitation
Gruenau, Namibia, Africa, Earth
Relax; Have Another Sandwich
Grues
Subterranean Predator
Guinea Pig, Being A
Second Year Through A New Degree Program
Haagen Dazs Day
A Wild Celebration For The Sake Of Celebrating
Haggling
It's A Deal
Happy Family Hostel II, Taipei, Taiwan
Cheap And Friendly
Happy Hour, How To Fit In
Tips For Fitting Into The Happy Hour Crowd At A Typical American Bar
Harmon, Jonathan David
I Wrote This In My Spare Time
Hartsdale, Westchester, New York, USA, Earth
Hartsdale, Some Information To Help You Understand It
Harvard Square, Boston, Massachusetts, USA, Earth
Mostly Preppie
Hatfield, Herts, England, UK, Earth
Some Of Us Have To Live Here
Hats: Sombreros
Shade, Style, And Plastic Chickens
Hats: Berets
Anarchy, The Military, And Fashion
Hazel Grove, Near Manchester, England, UK, Earth
Well, Some Of The Trees Are Friendly I Suppose
Headbanging
Dancing To Heavy Metal Music
Hearing Aid, Cheap
How To Stimulate People To Speak Up
Hell
Don't Go There
Hell, A Tourist's Guide
Go To Hell
Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire, England, UK, Earth
An English New Town
High School
What It's Really Like
High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England, UK, Earth
"Happiness Is High Wycombe (In Your Rear-View Mirror)" - Anon.
Hiking In France, Earth
Hints For A Good Hike In A Good Country
Hockessin, Delaware, USA, Earth
Boredom Capital Of The Mid-Atlantic
Hold, Please
Boo-boo, be-doodle, Ba ba ba ba ba ba baba de-hmmmm
Holes
Excellent Storage Area, Or A Waste Of Space?
Homeopathy
Probably The Best Solution To Diseases (For The Hitchhiker, That Is)
Homeopathy - Article Two
Homeopathic Water Theory Revisited
Hoovercraft
They Really Suck
Hostage Situations, Solution To
Side Effects Of Major Sporting Events Put To Use
How Can Beggars Afford To Keep Dogs?
The Skinny Dog Agency
How To Avoid Being Mugged In New York
Hints To Help You Keep What Little You Have
How To Say "I Love You" In Different Languages
My "I Love You" List
Humphrey, Sol 10
The Mysterious Tenth Planet Of Sol
Hyneline, R. A.
A Writer To Look Out For
Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis
Thinking Causes Brain To Explode
i
i, The Square Root Of -1, Is 42
Ice Cream
The "Scoop" On Ice Cream
Ice Cream Cascade, The
The Mechanism Behind Ice Cream Consumption
Ice Cream-Induced Killing Frenzy
A Word Of Warning
Ice Cubes
What? Frozen water? Why Not Put It Into Cubes?
Iceland, Earth
A Hot Place For The Cool Hitchhiker
Ideabank, Instructions For The
How To Use The PGG Ideabank
Idioms And Idiots With The English Language
Linguistic Conventions And Why You Should Stick To Them
Ignorance
Is There A Cure? Do We Know?
Ignorance, A Defence In Law
Is Ignorance A Defence?
Immortality, What To Do When You Have Acquired
You've Got Nothing To Do And Eternity To Do It In
Imperial College Science Fiction Society
ICSF
Important Tips For Youngsters
Remember Your GPS Official Address, Or Get Used To Travelling
Incident At Roswell, The
Good News For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker?
Incremental Self-Promotion
I've Got One. Well, I've Got Two.
Indexing Books
Alphabetical Order
Indian Reservations, USA, Earth
No People From India Here
Ineffective Methods Of Promoting Silence
Shhh!
Infinity
It's Really Confusing
Infinity, The Trouble With
Numbers -- The Bigger They Are, The Harder We Fall
Infinity, The Truth About
What Is It?
Inge Von Auchne, Little Known Writer
You've Never Heard Of Him, And For Good Reason
Insane, How Do You Prove You Are Not?
How To Prove That You Are Insane
Insomnia
Up All Night, Looking For A Cure
Inspiration, Lack Of
How To Write An Article About Not Having Inspiration To Write Articles
Insults
Expressing Your Displeasure With Others, Alien Or Otherwise
Intelligent Species, Earth
Various Species Argue Ranking
Internal Walkman, The
How Does It Work?
International Cut-Throat Corps Of Earth, The
Poised To Take Over A Planet
InterRail And Eurail
Froody Ways To Explore Europe
Inventions
I Would Really Like To See Someone Invent ...
Inventions Of Humankind, The Greatest
They Are All Around You
Invisibility, Practising At Home
The Only How-To You'll Ever Need
IRC, Internet Relay Chat
Internet Relay Chat
Ireland, Earth
A Really Green And Friendly Place
Jakubaas, George
GAG Author #6: Guaranteed Absolutely Genuine
Jargon In British Science Fiction Fandom
An Encyclopedia Of British SF Jargon
Jehovah's Witnesses
Tips On How To Remove Your House From The Jehovah's Witness' Visit List
Jelly Babies
A Confectionery
Jellyfish, 1001 Uses Of
Take One With You On Your Journeys
Jellyfish, Imitating A
An Amusing Beach Activity
Jigsaw Puzzles
Coping With A Piece Of Cardboard Which Someone Deliberately Took Apart
Jolt Cola
All The Sugar, Twice The Caffeine
Jomsborg The New
Cambridge Fantastic Literature Society, The
JSP
Why Use JSP When You Can Eat Spaghetti?
Judaism
One Of Earth's Oldest Religions
Jumping Off Cliffs And Other High Places
How To And How Not To Use Jumping As A Means Of Transportation
Jumping To Prevent Crashing
Why Jumping Is A Useless Thing To Do When Your Cliff Or Elevator Crashes
Junk Mail, How To Avoid
What To Do With It And Nine Tips To Avoid Getting More
Jupiter, Sol 5
What's There And What Are The Chances Of Amusing Yourself
Justification
Can We Cross That Thin Line
Juul, Peter Bjarke "RockBear"
Another Egomaniac Computer Freak
Ka-Dink Effect, The
Mechanical Click In An Apple Newton Computer
Kansas City, Missouri, USA, Earth
Why You Should Stay Away From Kansas City, Missouri
Kevinlian
The Planet Kevinlian, The H&R Kevlin Store, And Alien Kevin Lentin
Kibo, Who Is
The History Of Kibo And Anews
Knights Of The Command Line, The
A Mildly Dangerous Sect Of Command Line Interface Worshippers
Kramer, Jeff
Do Not Read This Summary Again
Krishna And Rama
Become A Member Of The Hara Krishnas!
Kudu Dung Spitting
Unlikely To Ever Become An Olympic Sport
Ladies' Room, The
How Can So Many People Fit In Such A Small Space (Part 1 Of A Series)
Languages: Irish, A Primer
A Quick Introduction To The Language Of The Irish
Languages: Spanish, A Primer
A Quick Guide To Speaking Spanish
Latin, On The _Ad Hoc_ Use Of
How Sentences, That Were _A Priori_ Fine, Can Be Classically Garbled
Laundromathics
A Guide To Clean Clothing, And Why It's So Rare
Law Of Gravity, The
The Age-Old Law
Law School Necessities
What You Need When Going to Law School
Lawn Ornaments
Account Of A Roadside Hazard For Motorists
Leap Years
Why?
Lecture Games
Games To Play, On Paper, During A Lecture
Legendary Tree People Of Brent, The (TM)
Brent, And Its Indigenous Life
Leif, Miss Universe, And Everything
United States Of America, Earth - A Few Things You Should Know
Lemurs Versus Marmosets
Lemurs Ain't Lamers
Lenin Museum, Moscow, Russia, Earth
When I Grow Old, I Want My Museum, Too
Library Theft
It's Terribly Difficult And Not Very Lucrative
Life After Death
Enjoy It While It Lasts
Ligantis, Justice Lipo
Man Can Rationalize Anything He Has A Mind To Do. - Benjamin Franklin
Light
A Scientific Study Of Light In Our Dimension
Light, Space, Time, And Imagination
Some Of Albert Einstein's Ideas
Light, Speed Of, Why It Is Finite
The Untold Truth About Creation
Lincoln, Nebraska, USA, Earth
A Place To Hoop The Place Down
Linkoeping, Sweden, Earth
Linkoeping, Why? When? How?
Live Action Roleplaying
How To Beat People Up, And Get Away With It!
Lobster Beings
A Friendly Alien Race
Lobsters, Cooking
Guilty!
Locust, The, A Game
How To Play The Locust Game
London, England, UK, Earth
A Big Place Near Surrey
Longest Covered Bridge In The World (Earth), The
The Claim To Fame Of Hartland, New Brunswick, Canada
Lost Property
Finders, Keepers
Love; If You Really Loved Me, You Wouldn't ...
On Taking Love's Name In Vain
Luck
Luck Does Not Change
Lunchtime
The Deep, Dark Void Of The Day
Lussier, Stephane
The First 316 Months Or So Of Stephane Lussier's Existence
Luton, England, UK, Earth
A Town In England
Lycanthropy, Why I Wouldn't Mind
Hairy And Loving It!
Lyon, France, Europe, Earth
The Second Town Of France, Ten Times Smaller Than The First
M.E.O.W. Treatment
Treatment For Feline Psychological Problems
Macintosh PowerBooks
Nice Little Computers, If I Say So Myself
Madurodam, The Hague, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands, Earth
The Netherlands In A Nutshell
Magazines
The Mating Habits Of Magazines In Snarkefellian Studys
Magic
Applying Murphy's Law
Magic: The Gathering
A Super Fantasy Trading Card Game
Mail-Order Contest, American
Fact Or Fiction; Does Anyone Ever Win?
Malaroonian Star System
Things To Do While Visiting Malaroon
Malebolgia
Not The Devil, But A Devil
Marketing, A Definition Of
The Double-Edged Sword Of Marketing
Marriage, How To Ruin A
By Xang Woopy 101010
Mars
The Fourth Planet Orbiting Sol
Mars, Composition Of
I Wouldn't Want To Live There, But It's Quite Tasty
Mars, Hailing A Taxi On
The Local Customs Of Taxi Acquisition
Mars, Possibility Of Life On
Very Low
Martial Animals
Most Effective Martial Arts Style Against Animals
Martial Arts And Farts
How To Use Farting As A Learning Experience
Massachusetts Institute Of Technology
Mostly Nerds
Matches, Multiple Uses For
There Actually Is More Than One Way To Use Them
Mathematical Model Of God And Jesus
Sexual Sin And Christians
Mating Habits Of The McBain Initial
Slide Show By Doctor Vincent Elwing, Ph.D.
May The Forces Be With You
The Four Forces Of The Universe
Mayonnaise On Someone's Head, The Art Of Putting
Mayohead
McGill University, Montreal, Quebec, Canada, Earth
A High, Cold Place Overlooking The Universe (And Sherbrooke St.)
McLintock, Alexander Lachlan
One of the Field Researchers
Meaning, The, A Non-Religious View
What Is The Point?
Means Of Transportation For The Earth-Confined Hitchhiker
Compendium Of Transportation Methods
Meditation
Helpful Hints
Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, Earth
A Non-Tourist's View Of Melbourne, Victoria, Australia, Earth
Memory
How To Avoid Using It
Mensa
The High-IQ Society
Mercury, Sol 1
What's There To Do On Mercury
Merits Of Beating Your Head Against The Wall, The
A Quick, Easy Way To A High IQ
Meteor Strike, Recommended Procedures In Case Of A
What Should You Do If A Meteorite Lands In Your Field?
Metric Prefixes
Dubious Metrics
Metric System
A Brief Guide To The Metric System
Meulen, Roel Van Der
One Of The Field Researchers Of PGG
Michigan, USA, Earth
Give Us A Hand
Milliways Principle
This Is Totally Impossible, And Yet It Works
Miniature Golf
What Miniature Golf IS
Mobile Phones
Walkie Talkie
Modems
Those Little Critters With Four Tails And Many Lighted Eyes
Monkeys, Barrel Of
More Fun Than A Barrel Full Of Monkeys
Monty Python
Background Information On The World Famous TV Show
Moon Hoax, The
Another Masterpiece By Stanley Kubrick
Moon, The
The Largest Satellite Of The Planet Earth, Sol
MOOs And MUDs
Internet Distractions
Moose Watching
It Is Important To Differentiate Between Moose And Mousse
Mopeds
The Most Stinking, Polluting And Noisy Means Of Transportation
Moping
Seven Fun Ways To Loose Friends At Parties
More Great Places And Buildings To Not Jump Off
Statue Of Liberty And Mir Space Station
Mornington Crescent
The Last Of The Truly Great Games
Morrison, Paul Fraser
The Brief Version
Mountain Home, Baxter County, Arkansas, USA, Earth
An Ugly Area Of Mostly Water
Movement
How To Move From One Point To Another
Multi-Level Marketing
All UK Shoppers Beware; You Are Under Arrest
Mundanes
Those Who Are Not Science Fiction Fans
Murphic Field In Daily Life, The
Everything Goes Wrong
Musical Chairs
La La La La Stop!
Naps, The Most Convenient Time To Take
The Best Time To Take A Break
National Gallery, London, The
The Nation's Pictures Permanently On Display
Nerd Bingo
Games To Play In The Lecture Hall
Netherlands, Earth
Holland, Amsterdam
Netherlands, Earth, A Native Writes About The
The Land Below The Sea
New Jersey Turnpike
Hell On Wheels
New Orleans, Louisiana, USA, Earth
Guide To New Orleans
New York City, New York, USA, Earth
New York, A Lousy Place To Visit, But Somebody Has To Live There
New Zealand, Earth
Two (Or Three?) Islands, And Nobody Knows Which Is Which
Newcastle-upon-Tyne, England, UK, Earth
A Visitor's Guide To Geordieland
Night Of The Comet
Valley Girls, Machineguns, Zombies And The End Of The World...
Nimbin, New South Wales, Australia, Earth
Coping With Hippies In Northern New South Wales
No Charge
How To Get Free Coke, Telephone Calls, And More
Non-Alcoholic Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster -- Terran Version
New Non-Alcoholic Drink, Made For Earth
Noordwijk, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands, Earth
A Beautiful Sea-Side Resort
Norway, Earth
Place To Stay For A While, The
Nostalgia
I Remember When A Spoon Was A Real Spoon
Nothing
Doing Something
Nursing Homes
Habitations Of The Aged, And How To Survive A Trip To One
Obscure Cities, The World Of The
A Parallel World Of Architectural Splendour
Ocho Rios, St. Ann Parish, Jamaica, West Indies, Earth
Fun In The Sun (and Rain)
Oestersund, Sweden, Earth
Oestersund, Masters Of Life Quality!
Ogden, Utah, USA, Earth
Og, City Of The Past
Ohio State University, Columbus, Ohio, USA, Earth
A Guide For Visiting OSU, Not Necessarily Helpful
Old Man In The Mountain, White Mountains, New Hampshire, USA, Earth
A Feat Of Erosion
Only Fools And Horses
The BBC Comedy
Onomatopoeia
Words That Sound Like Stuff
Opinions On UFOs
Take Me To Your Leader
Oregon, USA, Earth
What Oregon Is Really Like
Origin Of Stupidity, The
Stupid Things
Origins Of The Guide
The Plithkud People Of Albidris IV Claim Credit
Outside The Ram's Head, Disley Near Manchester, England, UK, Earth
The Bizarre Spectacle Of The Weekly Patient Boyfriend Ritual
Oxford University Speculative Fiction Group (OUSFG)
A Society For Strange People
Ozarks, The Lake Of The, Missouri, USA, Earth
How To Have Fun Here
Ozone
Radical Elements In The Air
Paddle Boats
This Is What Paddle Boats Are
Pamplona, Spain, Earth
A Quiet, Romantic Spanish Town - Except For The First Two Weeks Of July
Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster -- Terran Version
Gargle Blaster Recipe Using Terran Ingredients
Paper Clips
Those Useful Little Fiddly Little Things
Paperless Office, The
A Very Old Joke
Paragliding
More Amusing Than You Thought
Park Road Sports Centre
Details Of Available Sports, Including Swimming And Gymnastics
Party Hints
How To Have A Party On Earth -- Some Helpful Hints
Passive Drinking
A Pointless Experiment To While Away A Sunday Evening
Passports
ID For The International Traveller
Pedestrian Crossings In High Street Kensington, London, England, UK
Interesting Street Furniture
Perception And "Usefulness"
An Attempt At A Typology
Personal Stereos
Musical Equipment For Fun And Fornication
Petite Cola
Cola With Attitide
Philosophy
Thought And Thinkers
Pink Plastic Chair Phenomenon
The Pink Plastic Chairs Are Here And Multiplying Rapidly
Pizza
Hot Pizza -- Food Of The Gods!
Pizza Ordering
100 Zany Ways To Phone In A Pizza Order
Plagiarism
Plagiarism
Play: A Midsummer Night's Dream
Lord, What Fools These Mortals Be!
Play: Hamlet
So You Think Your Parents Don't Understand You
Play: Richard III
The Original Tricky Dick
Playbeing Centrefolds
Full Frontal Nude Pictures Of Some Of The Sexiest Babes In The Galaxy
Plutoniad, The
A New Mathematical Operator
Poke And Hope Programming
A Painless Programming Method, Requiring Only 3 IQ Points
Politically Correct, How To Be
A Short "How-To" In Getting To Be Politically Correct
Politicians
Selfish By Nature
Postmodern, How To Be
How To Speak And Write Postmodern
Poutine
A Strange Way To Eat French Fries And Cheese
Press Cards, Project Galactic Guide
How To Get The Most Use Out Of Your PRESS CARD!
Printer Ink Cartridge Refills
Costly And Time-Consuming
Problem Solving
Finding The Way
Problems With Democracy
The Worst Form Of Government, But Better Than The Rest
Problems With Spelling And Interbeing Relations, The
Beings Have Problems Spelling With Each Other
Profession: Paper Courier
Teenaged Postal Workers
Professions: Balloon Animal Sculptor
Warning About Appreciation Of This Profession
Professions: System Administrator
Why Not To Become A Sysadmin
Professions: Waitering: How To Get Tips
Twenty Things You Should Do And Not Do While Imitating A Waiter
Professions: Waitering: Problems And Traumas
Terrible Things That Can Happen While Waitering
Professions: Writing Shareware, Drawback Of
Ah, The Respect And Adulation!
Program Structure Wars
A Silly Verbal Tempest In An Even Sillier Teapot
Progressive Rock
A Really Hoopy Kind Of Music
Prolific Writing
How To Write Properly (Or Not To)
Proof Techniques
Getting People To Believe You (As Good As, If Not Better Than, Proof)
Prophet Margin, The
A History Of The Greatest Disciple Since... Well, Ever!
Prou'Gress Ivro'K
This Is NOT A Really Hoopy Kind Of Music
Pseudonym, A Really Great Guy (With Fan Club)
Only For The Attention Of Human Females
Psychic Gravity
Human Bodies Attracted By Empty Spaces, Lamp Posts, And Other Humans
Public Address Systems
Can I Please Have Your Attention
Pubs Of Carlton/Fitzroy/Parkville, Melbourne, Australia, Earth
A Biased Look At The Watering Holes Of The Melbourne Uni Area
Pubs, How To Deal With Them
What Every Hitchhiker Needs To Know
Pulse, 101 Uses For The Pink Floyd Album
Album Packaging At Its Worst
Putting Your Foot In It, The Art Of
A Guide To Embarrassing Others (And Yourself)
Quantum Leaping
How To Travel Without Moving
Quantum Mechanics Of Sandwiches In Lunchboxes
Sandwiches Are Actually Different At Different Locations
Quartered Sandwiches
Sandwiches Cut Into Quarters
Qwerty
Qwerty Made A Grammatical Correct Keyboard Into...
Radio
Radio Music Prevents Spreading Of AIDS
Random Dot Stereo Movies
The Noise On Your TV Isn't Noise
Random Dot Stereograms
Random Dot Stereograms And Why Not To See Them
Random Sort Method
Throw It Up In The Air
Rationalization
The Real Use For Philosophy
Real Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy, The
Earth Computer Pretends To Be "The Hitchhiker's Guide"
Reality
What Is It?
Reality Alteration
All A Hitchhiker Needs To Know About Propaganda
Reality Crossovers
Deja Vu
Reciprocity Bugs
The Personal Pests Of Mungoglott 27
Recreational Impossibilities
Fun And Games For The Improbable Sports Enthusiast
Recursiveness

Red Button, The
A Tantalizing Thing To Press
Red Dwarf
The British Sci-Fi Television Comedy Show
Reference
The Beauty Of Circular Reference
Relaxation
When the Going Gets Tough
Relocation
Travel Light, And It's Not A Problem
Reno, Nevada, USA, Earth
Information On The Gambling Town Of Reno, Nevada, USA, Earth
Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
A Hitchhiker's View Of RPI
Restaurant At The End Of The Universe, Nagarkot, Nepal, Asia, Earth
Why Go Any Further?
Review Procedure, The Official
A Guide To The Article Reviews Procedure
Rice Village, Houston, Texas, USA, Earth
Houston's Well-Hidden (And Only?) Oasis Of Civilization
Rich, Get
How To Get Rich Slowly
Richmond, Virginia, USA, Earth
A Bitter Travelogue
Rio De Janeiro, Brazil, Earth
Human Beings, Surfers, And Samba Dancers
Rocks And Electricity
Land Formations Of The Planet Dennom
Rocky Horror Picture Show At The Prince Charles Cinema
Charming Underclothes: London's Amazing Live Cast
Roman Numerals
Count With The Romans
RSA Broken By The Russians?
Kolmogorov Cryptography System Possibly Cracked
Rules Of Car Chasing
Legal And Illegal
Running With The Bulls
The _Real_ Adrenaline Rush
Sad Bastard Test
Lifestyle Examination And Self Analysis
Salad Days
What's Green, And Going Down Your Neck?
San Fermin, The Festival Of
Drinking, Dancing And Death In Traditional Spanish Style
San Jose, California, USA, Earth
Do _You_ Know The Way?
Sanity, The Problem Of
How To Remain Sane In The Universe We Inhabit
Santa Claus, The Early Years
How It All Began
Santa Claus, The Privatisation Of
Don't You Wish You Were Part Of It?
Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA, Earth
The Idiot's Guide To Santa Fe Names
Scaring Children
How To Scare The Piss Out Of Children On Halloween
Schroedinger's Cat
Fun Quantum Physics Experiments You Can Do In Your Spare Time!
Schroedinger's Dog
Should These People Be Allowed To Keep Animals?
Scientific Truth In Product Warning Labels
Crutial Warnings To Heed With Care
Scott's Insurance
Most Successful Insurance Company in Creation
Scramble Bands
Not Marching To The Beat Of A Drummer
Seattle, Washington, USA, Earth
A City In The Northwestern United States
Secret Of The @, The
Who Made The @ And Why?
Seize The Day
A Hitchhikers' Motto
Self-Destructing Computers
Which Computer To Choose Now CBM Has Folded
Sexual Differences In Aliens
An Example Of How Sexual Habits Can Vary From Galaxy To Galaxy
Shadowlight
Shadowlight: Proven Cause Of Shadows
Shaving, Wet, The Art Of
Scraping A Razor Across Your Face At 6 AM
Shoe Civilisation
The Real Masters Of The Universe
Shoemaker-Levy 9
It Smacked Into Jupiter
Shopping, After Midnight
The Best Time To Browse The Racks
Signature Files
I'd Like To Give The World A Quote And Keep It Company
Single Speaker Stereo Signal, The
Mono-Radios Playing Noise Can Give Stereo Sound!
Sinterklaas, A Dutch Tradition
Invented To Get Lots Of Presents And Annoy Your Family And Friends
Sjoevik, Smaaland, Sweden, Earth
Sjoevik, The Thorn In Everybody's Life
Skipping Along The Trail To Acheron
The Funniest Group-Authored Book On Earth
Skoevde, Sweden, Earth
Hoopiest Place Of Sweden... NOT!!!
Sleep
The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
Solutions To Drinking Problems
Common Solutions To Bar Problems
Sousaphone Proxy, The
Why Sousaphones Are So Bloody Popular
Soushe Awwl Atissu!
Phrases To Know
South Park
Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!
Space Loop
Drive 200 Metres Forward And Leap 5 km Back
Space Safe Coke Can
Drinks In Space
Spawn
Hellspawn, The Infernal Agent Of Evil
Speed Bumps
Slow Slow Quick Quick Slow
Sports: Words One Should Know
Words One Should Know In Sports
St. Cyr Sur Mur, France, Earth
The Town Which Gave The Statue Of Liberty
Stafford, England, UK, Earth
The Highlights And Lowlights Of Stafford (Mostly Lowlights)
Stairs, Travelling
Up And Down Stairs
Star Trek
Earth Religion
Steamships
What You Have To Experience If You Visit Stockholm, Sweden, Earth
Stirling, Stirlingshire, Scotland, UK, Earth
Mostly Dull
Stockport Grammar School, Stockport, UK, Earth
An Example Of A British Educational Establishment
Stockport, Close To Manchester, Grim North, England, UK, Earth
A Town
Stories, Short
The Story About Short Stories
Strangers
Are They Friend Or Foe?
Subway System, New York City, New York, USA, Earth
Train Travel In New York
Sun, The
The Solar System Ultra-Party
Sunglasses, Chris Tann's
No Hitchhiker Should Be Without These, Either
Supermarkets
A Look At The Special Physical Laws That Operate In Supermarkets
Sweden, Earth
A Small Guide To The Newly Arrived Extraterrestrial
Sweden: The True Story
The Swedes Are Not Swedes
Sweeping Statements, Disproving
Everybody Can Do This
Swimming With Clothes On
A Cheap And Safe Alternative To Expensive And Dangerous Neo-Sports
Taco Bell
Cross The Border!
Taco Moose
The Most Popular Fast-Food In The Universe
Tann, Chris, The
A Leg-End In His Own Lunchbox
Tea
Tea: A Drink, A Shrub, A Meal
Technical University Of Berlin, Berlin, Germany, Earth
Spending Your Best Years At A Place That Doesn't Deserve It
Telecommunications, Article II
How To Talk Telecom Techie
Telemarketers, How To Hassle And Deal With
How To Puzzle The Annoyers
Telephone Bills
Information About A Terran Communication Device Bill
Telephones
Some Advice To Help You Use One Properly
Television Addiction
Story Of Dijacee, A Race Without Enough To Do
Testing
One Two Three
Tetanus Injections
The Doctors' Way Of Getting You To Be Less Stupid
Thalys
The High Velocity Train Between Amsterdam And Paris
The 1970s Revival, Just Outside Watford, England, UK, Earth
The Futile Revival Of The Worst Decade Of The Twentieth Century
Theatre
Playgoing For The Culturally Declined
Thermonuclear Devices For The Weekend Anarchist
A Nuke You Can Build At Home
Thirsty
If You Want To Thing Out, Thing Out
Thirty-Seven Ways To Deep Sea Fish With Four Feet Of Dental Floss
A Fun And Challenging Activity For The Sports Enthusiast
Throwing Book
Overcoming Writer's Block
Time
There's So Much Of It, How Come We Can Never Find Any?
Time, Space, And Fathers
Confusion Reigns Supreme; Beidernath Rules OK!
Toilet Paper, Replacing
Not Replacing Toilet Paper Is Genetic
Tony Roma's
Where To Get Great Ribs And Shrimp
Top Ten Traveling Songs
Songs To Sing While Wandering
Top Twenty-Six Ways To Kill Time
Top 26 Things To Do When Time Is Plenty
Topeka, Kansas, USA, Earth
The Most Totally Boring Place In The Galaxy
Tounge Of Frog
Bad Product Name Translations
Tourists
How To Behave In Foreign Places
Towel, Chris Tann's
No Hitchhiker Should Be Without One
Towel, What To Do If You Lose Yours
When Your Terry Tarries, And You've Moved On
Towels
A Practical Guide To Towel Selection
Towns Article Writing Guide For Field Researchers
Useful Help For Writing Articles On (Boring) Places, Possibly
Traffic Cones
The Cones Are Out But Nobody's There
Train Journeys, Ten Ways To Liven Up
Amusing Things To Do On Long Railway Journeys
Trainers
Nothing To Do With Teachers
Trains, Old, In The Netherlands, Earth
Old Trains Still In Service In The Netherlands
Travel Necessities
Important Items For The Budget Traveller
Tripythgoras VII
The Legend Of The Tripythgorean Bugfly
Trosa, Sweden, Earth
The End Of The World In Sweden
Tucker, Ryan Steven
Yet Another PGG Field Researcher...
Tunneling Theory Of Sock Disappearance
The Truth Behind The Mystery
Turnhout, Belgium, Europe, Earth
A City
TV People
The Guest Stars Of Life
Twinkies In Space
Effects Of Acceleration On The Hostess Twinkie (Spongius Cremius)
Typographical Errors
It Only Takes One
Uhl's Theory Of Advanced Computronics
The Origin And Use Of Computrons
Uhm, Eh
Why Do People Utter These Sounds?
Underrated Art Of Saute Cooking In America, The
The Bitter Aspects Involved In The Life Of An American Saute Cook
Unfortunate Life Of David Kilbourne, The
A Good Book Coming To The Net
Unicorns, Reality Of
How To Find Your Basic Fantastic Beast
Universal Reduction Theory, The
The Real Reason Socks Disappear
University Of Virginia, Charlottesville, Virginia, USA, Earth
Partying And Studying Jefferson Style
University Of Western Sydney, New South Wales, Australia, Earth
How Not To Get A Bachelors Of Computer Science In Australia
Unix Vi Editor, Case Study Of
Case Study Why More And More People Are Using "Vi"
Unix, Part 1
Origins Of Unix
Unix, Part 2
Logging Into Your Computer
Unix, Part 3
Files And File Systems
US Naval Abbreviations
How The Navy Beats This Horse To Death
Useful Phrases For The Intergalactic Tourist
This Will Keep You Out Of Trouble
Usenet And The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Known Galaxy
ST News Magazine, Issue 1, Volume 7, 11 January 1992
Uuencoding, A Rather Boring Article On
Why 8 Into 7 Won't Go
Vehicles To Cruise The Infobahn
Guide To Protocols And Applications
Venus, Sol 2
Mostly Sauna
Vi Editor, A Beginner's Guide
Why Vi Is More Or Less Useful, Or At Least Funny
Vi Editor, A Less Beginner's Guide
Why Vi Is More Useful And Maybe Faster Than Edlin Or Emacs
Vineland, New Jersey, USA, Earth
The Nowhere In The Middle Of Everything
Virginia Commonwealth University, Richmond, Virginia, USA, Earth
Don't Panic, But Get The Hell Out Of There Quick
Volgo Lake Alcohol Consumption Effect
The Place You May Drink Not Very Carefully
Voting
Electoral Lottery
Waddinxveen, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands, Earth
A Decent Place To Live And Thus Not Interesting To Hitchhikers
Walking Out Of Comic Shops In Kreuzberg, Berlin, Germany, Earth
Be Careful, We Warned You
Walking Through Mountains
One Of The More Impossible Things You Can Attempt
Walla
An Animal Called When Something's Presented
Washing Hands After Bathroom
Reasons Why You Should Wash Your Hands
Water
A Liquid Just Like Anybody Else
Watermelon Rituals
Another Bizarre Watermelon Ritual, This Time From The Antipodes
Watermelons
Ritualistic Uses For Watermelons On Two Planets
Waterskiing, Zen And The Art Of
How To Throw Yourself At A Lake, And Miss
Watford, London, England, UK, Earth
The Town Of Watford, North-West Of London, England, UK, Earth
Weather And Your Health
Helpful Pointers For The Midwestern Hitchhiker
Weather In The Netherlands
What Clothes To Wear
Weather, Influencing The
How We Change The Weather
Weird Units Of Measure
Make Physics More Enjoyable
Westerbork Array, Westerbork, Drenthe, Netherlands, Earth
The Westerbork Synthesis Radio Telescope (WSRT)
What To Do When Your Elected Head Of State Embarrasses You
Keep reminding Yourself, "You Could Have Done Worse"
What's In A Name?
Automotive Appellations that Appal
Wheelchair, Definition Of A
What Is A Wheelchair?
Wheelchair, Getting Out Of A
The Second Most Important Point About Being In A Wheelchair
Wheelchair, Having Fun In A
The First Most Important Point About Being In A Wheelchair
Wheelchairs
What Are They And What Can You Do With Them
Wheelchairs, Getting Through Doorways In
The Third Most Important Point About Being In A Wheelchair
Where News Articles Go Until They Reappear
Why Threads Never Die
White Aryan Resistance
What Is It?
Wigs
You Hair What You Hair
Windows
Sure You Can See Through Them, But So What?
Wine Tasting
Hughes Parry Hall Oenology Society
Wine, Amontillado
A Brief History As Found In rec.humor.oracle.d
Winning Arguments
An Important Strategy For Winning Arguments
Winning The Lottery
A Possible, But Not Recommended, Way To Get Money
Wizards
Wise Guys Every One...
Wolverhampton, England, UK, Earth
Centre Of The Unknown Universe
Wolves, A Non-Mythical Account
A Guide
Work
Earthling's "Work" And The Result Of It To Himself And Others
Writers' Block
Prisons For The Literate
Writing Style Of A Tabloid Journalist
Scoop! Exclusive!
Writing Style, Douglas Adams'
Tips On Writing Like DNA
Wrong Telephone Numbers
Difficulties In Communication Technology
X
To Be Unique?
X-Files, 20 Things You Need To Know About The
20 Things You Need To Know About The X-Files
X-Rated GIF Site, Astronomers Find
Scientific Breakthrough In Pornography Research
Y
Y, Oh Y, Oh Y
York Jazz Festival, York, Western Australia, Earth
How Not To Get There, And How To Avoid Seeing Any Jazz
Zapping
How To Avoid Television Commercials
Zork
Folk Myth
Zzzzz
What A Cliched Little Snooze
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