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Petite Cola is the trademark cola of all Veritech pilots! Its
super-caffeinated, hyper-sugary flavor is enough to send any kid flying off
the wall!
Petite Cola is sold in bottles, cans, and barrels. You can find its
vending machines all over the world, more specifically, Macross Island. If
you can't find it, it will find you - this is because of the robotic
vending machines that know when to make a deal.
Here is a dialog recorded by one of our prospecting vending machines, that
demonstrates the appeal of Petite Cola:
Young Lady: We're going home.
Jason (li'l boy): But I wanna cola!
Young lady: Machine, cancel that order. No, Jason, you'll
get sick!
Jason: I DON'T CARE!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
I WANNA COLA!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
Young Lady: Hmph.