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The Malaroonian Star System is possibly one of the most unpopular of all
tourist star systems. This is mainly due to it not being a tourist star
system, but this should not deter hitchhikers who are looking to see
everything everywhere.
Key export: Malaroonian Butt-silk.
Official languages: Malaroonian, Common Trade, and Spanish.
The following are a few great places to visit:
1) There is a very good shopping planet, known as the "small
shopping planet", where many good quality items may be
purchased cheaply. Highly recommended is a really, really
good flavor of ice cream known as Friple-Cocoa-Flip. The
Royal Upheaval, an oversized sundae containing fifty-two
scoops of Friple-Cocoa-Flip, is recommended for life forms
that do not easily regurgitate [1].
2) The Malaroonian Butt-silk [2] factory. Not the monster
production factory it once was. However, tours are still
available at low group rates.
3) The Royal Palace at Halabaloo. Constructed as a wedding gift
for Prince Virulent and her lady Stephanie, this beautiful and
massive building is almost a planet in itself. People
requesting tours will be dismembered by the palace guard, so
any tours are best taken from a very high orbit.
There are many more sights to see while in Malaroon, so be creative. Swing
by that frozen looking planet. Duck down that dark alley. What could it
hurt?
[1] Regurgitating life forms are politely requested to try the single scoop
cone.
[2] Malaroonian Butt-silk, like its name suggests, comes from the butts of
the Malaroonian Silk Worm. Unfortunately, the precious silk can only be
excreted when massive pressure is applied to the worms fragile head. As
a result, the worms were almost driven to extinction by the ridiculously
large amount of ruthless fashion designers that live in the area. Now
one of the Universe's three protected species [3], only small amount of
these worms are allowed to be collected for each upcoming fashion
season.
[3] The protected species list was shortened from three-hundred trillion to
three after it was realized the massive amount of trees that were being
destroyed for the paper used to keep the protected species list updated.
Indeed, over four-hundred galaxies became uninhabitable due to massive
amounts of defoliation.