Paper Clips

Those Useful Little Fiddly Little Things

by Aaron Rice (a.rice@ukonline.co.uk)
written 08 Jul 1996

This article is classified "Real"


One of the most useful problematic things to deal with when you're trying to
keep together many pieces of paper, is how this is to be done.  Paper, by
its very nature, is not adhesive and requires something more to allow it to
remain in a group.

Many solutions have actually been dreamt up for this, some of which involve
different types of chemical or water-based adhesive called "glue", and
others which attempt to place the corners of the paper into a position where
they cannot possibly move on their own.  The next set of methods involve
binding the paper together by making holes in it, which can make it look
scruffy, though it can also be used to good effect, and this is very often
the method employed when people are attempting to publish something
professionally [1].

In between there are various methods that touch on both sides and vary from
being more to less effective.

The last method is that of using a "paper clip", which is basically a small
curved length of metal shaped into a clip to hold the paper together.  This
is always a temporary arrangement, however, as the paper clip is not quite
strong enough to hold paper together against all the elements.  Also, it
is certainly not strong enough to hold something together without getting
caught on something else entirely, and going off on its own merry way at
a very early point in time.

Another major disadvantage of paper clips is the thickness.  The amount of
paper that you can actually place inside a paper-clip and expect to leave in
there is not very large at all.  In fact, a few sheets are usually enough
before the clip starts to bend, or in extreme cases, snap.

In fact, paper clips serve quite a number of purposes in the modern world.
The initial is obviously the use for which it was created, which is that of
a "binder".  After this, however, the uses become more and more creative, as
a paper clip can be used as an engraving tool, a small hanger, part of a
string of paper clips in a cheap necklace, and even a tool for cleaning the
indescribable gunk that gets under your finger and toe nails.  The list is
endless, but this article is not.

Actually, though, the paper clip has only found real fame in two uses.  The
first of these is as an improvised lock pick in spy [2] films, and the
second, which may have its roots in the first, is that of an item that
somebody can pick apart and unravel when they have nothing else to do, or
have something else to do that they are attempting to put off.

It should be noted that the floors of school classrooms or college (or
university) lecture-rooms are always [3] covered in bent paper-clips after a
particularly long and boring lecture.

[1] Or at least in a professional way.
[2] Okay, it doesn't necessarily have to be a "spy" film as-such.
[3] If not always, then very often.

See also:
  • Paperless Office, The

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