Paperless Office, The

A Very Old Joke

by Aaron Rice (a.rice@ukonline.co.uk)
written 29 Feb 1996

This article is classified "Real"


The paperless office was predicted to revolutionize the way we work and
the way we learn, placing the work and education of the world into digital
form, and laying the once popular paper medium to rest.  However, as the
facilities arrived for it to become a part of life, technology also produced
its nemesis.  This advance, known as a printer, offered us the chance to use
the theoretically obsolete paper to give us a permanent and easy-to-read
copy of the information we had purchased our computers specifically to
store.  Naturally, we obliged gratefully.

The reason for this is that the human race as a whole prefers not to have
to read a large amount of text from a visual display unit (VDU) unless they
really have to; a piece of paper is much easier to read, and can be taken
to places that a computer has never even seen (or so the author believes.)

It has also been noted that a substantial quantity of human beings regard
computers as unreliable, and would not trust them with so much as a scrap
of information unless they really had to.

The paperless office has therefore since become the subject of much 
mockery, and it is very rare to find anyone who would champion it.  Perhaps,
though, the idea will grow with time, and maybe sometime in the future, this
phase will be looked back on as a time of transition.

The author predicts that at least one person will print this article.

See also:
  • Typographical Errors
  • Paper Clips

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