Lunchtime

The Deep, Dark Void Of The Day

This article is classified "Real"

Falling somewhere between those periods that have come to be known as
"morning" and "afternoon", the deep, dark temporal void that we know as
"lunchtime" falls.

Serving not only as a handy, fun-size marker to indicate whether the day is 
on an upward struggle, or a downhill slide, lunchtime allows us to partake
of vital nutritional nourishment.  

That is, of course, assuming that your canteen isn't due to close in a 
period not in excess of five minutes.  This is perhaps the overring factor 
contributing to the conciseness of this article.