Law Of Gravity, The

The Age-Old Law

by Aaron Rice (a.rice@ukonline.co.uk)
written 06 Feb 1997

This article is classified "Fictional"


This law was passed after a referendum many years ago, when many people got 
fed up of their property floating around all over the place.  A grand 
committee was set up which recommended the introduction of a primitive 
system of gravitational forces to be gradually introduced into "test" 
sectors of the universe.

The committee voted by an overwhelming majority that these gravitational 
franchises should be run by separate universal corporations, who would 
institute charges (the gravity tax), in order to maintain the service 
profitably.

These franchises were bought by three main companies:  the Universal 
Gravitational Corporation (UGC), the Corporeal Reactive Attraction 
Partnership (CRAP), GravityWatch, and SPIN.  The latter of these two were 
eventually bought out by the South West Water Board, after they realised 
that without the advantage of gravitational attraction, they would quickly 
go out of business.

Of course, this is all something we take for granted.  The former
franchises have now amalgamated into the Gravity Organisational Department
(GOD), who then embarked on a massive operation of acquiring many of the
other privatised natural resources, and forming a virtual monopoly.

See also:
  • Gravity
  • Antigravity, The Feline Butterology Theory
  • Voting

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