This article is classified "Real"
If you find it difficult to start a conversation, what you are in need of is
a "Conversation Entry Point" (or CEP). Basically, this is a point at which
you can start, while seemingly continuing, a conversation. The idea runs
thus: silence, CEP trigger used, conversation in full swing. It sounds
simple, and it is.
All you actually need is the appropriate CEP trigger. This can be obtained
easily from any previous conversation, and can then be used as a "follow
up", as in: "You know what you were saying about (insert what-ever-it-was
here)...?" Variations are possible, but this will allow you to immediately
express further opinions, arguments, or whatever you want.
Of course, if you haven't partaken in a conversation already, you may have
to pick a topical event that you and your companion are both aware of. Say,
for example, a political scandal, or a sporting event. Something like "That
(insert name of politician) was really stupid, wasn't (s)he!" Sometimes this
will be unsuccessful - especially if your companion is not in the least bit
interested.
Also, you may want to pick an entry point from another conversation in which
you didn't participate, but are otherwise aware [1]. You may use the CEP
trigger: "You know what you were saying to (whoever) about (whatever)?"
This may work well, but on the other hand, you may aggravate a companion
that doesn't like being "overheard".
Finally, you may be able to purchase a book of pre-prepared CEP triggers,
which should be tailored to work in a whole variety of circumstances. On
the other hand, you may not.
[1] For various reasons. Usually because you overheard. Definitely not
because you were earwigging, oh no!