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The now classic Gate Crasher's Entrance is a useful way to get into a party without knowing anyone, but without those whom you don't know knowing that. Pre-requisites: Some sort of (unopened) alcoholic beverage [1]. Nonchalance. Procedure: Simple. Just stroll into the room as if you know at least half the people, making greeting gestures to occasional chairs, lamps and doors. This is always a good bet, because usually half the people don't know the other half, and assume that this is the half that you know. The other half act likewise. Pitfalls: Don't try this when there are less than four people at the party. [1] Some more experienced Hitchhikers like to apply the "Fat Slag Variant", which consists of filling an empty spirits bottle with an appropriately coloured fluid, and then "accidentally" smashing it on entering the party.