Active Air

Space Travellers' Air Safety Methods

by Alexander Lachlan McLintock (alexmc@arcfan.demon.co.uk)
written 15 Mar 1994

This article is classified "Fictional"


Ever since the first years of space travel it has been necessary to detect
the loss of breathable air from a spacecraft.  The most common solution
before the wide-spread use of intelligent hulls was to deploy floating
balls of vacuum-activated resin.  These bubbles of liquid would drift
around the cabin atmosphere but when the hull was holed (by microscopic
meteorites, for example) the draft of escaping air sucked these bubbles to
the breach and exposure to the vacuum started the hardening process.  The
hardened resin would block the hole until more permanent fixes could be
applied.

Technology and market forces improved the design.  Several accidents with
people choking on resin bubbles and eager lawyers saw that this product was
quickly improved.  The bubbles were made smaller and totally harmless to
life.  The result was "Active Air": air you could breathe - but it would
perform some function for you when the need arose.

Further Active Air products were developed including the "Space Travellers
Fart Detector."  The active elements to this product turned purple when in
the presence of hydrogen sulphide.  This meant no more questions of "Who
farted?", as the answer could be visibly determined.  This product is the
origin of the phrase "Phew, that was a juicy purple."

See also:
  • Space Safe Coke Can
  • Martial Arts And Farts

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