Krishna And Rama

Become A Member Of The Hara Krishnas!

by Jordan Hubbard (jkh@whisker.hubbard.ie)
written 24 Jul 1994

This article is classified "Fictional"


Isn't there something better?

Are you in a rut?  Has corporate life let you down?  Need some extra
income?  A new life with The Hari Krishnas may be just what you need!

The Krishnas are the marketing arm of Hinduism, rated the *hottest
religion in the world* in 1993.  Thanks to the god Rama, thousands of
people in North America have been able to catch the vision of success and
financial independence through wearing yellow robes, beating on drums and
walking down city streets or lurking outside airports, chanting and
begging for money ... full- *or* part-time.

Now membership in this religion is available in the U.K., Ireland, the
Netherlands, France, and Belgium, as well as in the U.S. and Canada.
Additional countries are steadily being added.  If you're ready for the
*opportunity of a lifetime* then write or call *now* for more information!

          The Gods Krishna and Rama
          The Krishna Institute & Macrame' Flower Pot Hanger Collective
          5409 Hari Rama Drive, Anytown, USA

          Phone: 800-HRI-KSNA   Fax: 800-HRI-RAMA
          Email: TheKrishnas@Rama.ORG

See also:
  • Creating A Religion, The Art Of

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