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Gleep - (n) The expression on a pole-vaulter's face as he comes down from vaulting a very high bar without knocking it off. Slobberchops - (n) The expression on a runner's face when caught by a slow motion camera. This is characterized by open mouths and waving cheeks. Unlucky - (adj) Someone shot by the starter's pistol. Murray - (vt) To murray someone is to cause them to lose a wheel, crash, run out of petrol, or be over taken, simply by uttering the phrase "Surely Nigel has won the race now" anytime before crossing the finishing line. Twaddle - (n) The swaying movement of the buttocks in speed walking events.