Reality Alteration

All A Hitchhiker Needs To Know About Propaganda

by Robert Kopp III (rkopp@cap.gwu.edu)
written 22 Jul 1994

This article is classified "Fictional"


Reality is not static.  All persons have a different view of the Whole
Sort of General Mish Mash.  However, most of them agree on most points.
These people can be said to be in the same Reality, or Universe.  By
changing the view, you can change the Reality.

However, most people will not be convinced of the reality of the new
Reality unless they are convinced of its reality.  Therefore, one must
produce propaganda.  This works best if you believe what you are saying.

Once you produce the propaganda, you must convince people that it is real.
You should destroy all evidence to the contrary.  This includes, of course,
your knowledge of doing this.  To do this, you must lock away part of your
brain.  The easiest way of doing this is through hypnosis.

In other words, all you need is propaganda and evidence (or lack there of).
Once you have convinced enough people of the new Reality so that they will
not be forced from their view, you have changed your location in
Probability.

For example, let's say that you wanted to move to a Reality where Vogons
never existed.  You must produce propaganda to this effect.  You must also
destroy Vogsphere and all the Vogons in the Universe.  You must also
destroy all references to Vogons.  Within a few years, most people will
have been converted to your new Reality.

The skill of altering Reality can be very useful to a hitchhiker.  It is
advisable that you learn how to do it easily.

See also:
  • Alternate Universes
  • Ineffective Methods Of Promoting Silence
  • Reality

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