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| Amongst other things, Andrew McBain (ceeacm@cee.hw.ac.uk) once wrote: |
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| MATING HABITS OF THE MCBAIN INITIAL |
| A Biological Sciences filmstrip presentation |
| by Doctor Vincent Elwing, Ph.D. |
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| Here vee haff ze male unt female McBain Initials, initialicus |
| idiotus. Zees peectures haff been magneefied zhirty zousand times, |
| as zee McBain Initial ees an eenseegneefecant creeture. |
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*urgh*
*grunt*
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| Zees slide is of zee McBain Initials in zee naughty act its-zelf. |
| Note how zee male McBain Initial ees foolee engorged. |
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| Ze gestation period of McBain Initials is zhirty to forty hours. |
| Uncomplicated, blocky creetures as zees must reeproduce queeklee |
| in ordeir to promote ze prezzerfashon of ze speecies. |
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| Zees final slide is of ze new mother McBain initial and its brood. |
| Zeez babies are but a few hours old. In a few days, zey will bee |
| foolee grown, and zee cycle begeens anoo. |
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