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What do Geeks find (or do that is) romantic? There are several things:
1) Stalking
2) Wearing night vision goggles while perched in a tree or
something (see 1)
3) Asking a girl out while speaking Klingon, then laughing
when she doesn't understand
4) Calling 1-900 numbers
5) Finding a teleconferencing BBS and looking for girls
6) Walking nonchalantly through the lingerie section of Sears 3
or 4 times, sneaking quick furtive glances
7) Dressing up as a United Federation of Planets ADMIRAL,
because hey, chicks dig the people with the highest rank
8) Setting your digital watch to beep when you're next to some
girl and hoping she'll say "Wow Bernard, is that the new
Casio GMT-90 with global positioning tracking and indiglo?
You're cool!"
9) Playing some "interactive sex" game on your computer
10) GIFs! GIFs!