Prou'Gress Ivro'K

This Is NOT A Really Hoopy Kind Of Music

This article is classified "Fictional"

Prou'Gress Ivro'K is the name of:

          1) A drink which affects you like the penii of a
             Knirglinbraianian Sex Gerilla (a Knirglinbraianian Sex
             Gerilla is a large, horned ape-like creature with two penii
             which are very big and covered with rough black bristles)
             invading your nostrils

          2) Un ugly music style invented by the Perverse Trisexual Limbo
             Dancer Killer Beasts from Shnarikon VIb which humanoid beings
             can only endure under the effect of Prou'Gress Ivro'K (1).

This music style, which has some resemblance to a mixture of Earthian
Techno, Sirian Doggy-Dogg, Vegan Tera-Grunge and the grunts of
Knirglinbraianian Sex Gerillas, should not be mistaken for Progressive
Rock - an entirely different music style which is played and listened to
without consuming Prou'Gress Ivro'K (1) or other drugs.