Walking Through Mountains

One Of The More Impossible Things You Can Attempt

by Jeremy Goldman (Jeremy Goldman)
written 01 May 1987

This article is classified "Fictional"


One of the more impossible things you can attempt if bored is trying to get
through a mountain, instead of being normal and going over like ordinary
people.  It has been said that necessity is the mother of invention, but
very few people have tried, or even considered trying, this stunt.
Therefore, we have no information.

However, we will not leave you empty-handed.  Similar to flying, the point
is to make physics completely ignore the fact that what you are doing is
completely impossible.  This could be said for most of the things that are
(supposably) impossible.  We figure that if you are sufficiently distracted 
by, say, a nice pair of legs, anything is possible.

In the words of the great (maybe) singer Weird Al, "Dare to be stupid."

See also:
  • Recreational Impossibilities
  • Jumping Off Cliffs And Other High Places
  • Ethereal Travel

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