This article is classified "Partly real, partly fictional"
If you have ever heard of Sweden you have probably never heard of Skoevde.
That's because you don't want to!
The absolutely most exciting thing about Skoevde is its students. If you
are lucky you might see one of those hoopiest creatures of Sweden. The
students of Skoevde can be put into two categories:
1) The studying ones (dull and bureaucratic)
2) The Partying ones (Hikers like me!)
The people of category 1 can easily be spotted. They wear boring clothes
and are always looking for their pen instead of their towel. You should
always try to avoid these people, since they have a bad habit of always
stating a conversation about the world's economic state or asking you
questions about your social position.
The other (hoopy) people are dressed in colourful overalls and smile all the
time. These cool people can tell you where to get a good snack and a cold
beer (with peanuts) for the lowest price! They are often spotted in small
groups (2-10) and often the are singing (well-known tunes as
"Jarnvagsbommar," "Jag vill ut och gasqua," and so on).
If you are from the outermost parts of the galaxy and get stuck in Skoevde,
Don't Panic. Green persons with two heads and antennas are not unfamiliar
to the citizens of Skoevde. Just ask when the next spaceship will arrive
and they will tell you, and then go visit the "pizzeria Nilen" and have a
pizza while waiting.
Have fun, and if you ever get here... visit me!