Quantum Mechanics Of Sandwiches In Lunchboxes

Sandwiches Are Actually Different At Different Locations

by Roel van der Meulen (vdmeulen@strw.leidenuniv.nl)
written 09 Dec 1993

This article is classified "Partly real, partly fictional"


An extremely important aspect of hitchhiking is lunch.  There are different
ways to provide for lunch.  I will discuss one of them.

Some hitchhikers prefer to prepare their lunch in advance.  They make a few
(2-120) sandwiches and put them in a specially designed lunchbox or
lunchbag.  This is also common practice among the people who have this idea
stuck in their head that they have to frantically work at least eight hours
a day, five days a week, 50 weeks a year, to EARN money in order to live
and buy.  Needless to say, an infertile thought.

What everyone experiences when applying this lunching technique is that the
prepared sandwiches actually taste different at different locations.  On the
move (or at work) they taste fresh and revitalizing.  On the other hand, if
around lunchtime one finds oneself at the preparation location (home?)
and discovers the completely forgotten lunchbox, one will find that the
sandwiches have changed into a mummifying sponge-like substance.  (It is not
advised in this situation to leave the sandwiches for the next day.  Unless
of course you are one of those beings who likes its greens (and has the
stomach for it.))

Some people might say this is a psychological phenomenon.  Rest assured: IT
IS NOT.  This is yet another example of the consequences of the macroscopic
form of Quantum Mechanics.  Once the sandwiches are prepared and put into
the box, their state can be described by a rather complex wave function.
This wave function indicates the probability of finding an edible lunch in
your lunchbox and it collapses to a definite state whenever the lunchbox is
opened.

The thought experiment "Schroedinger's Cat" describes exactly what happens.
In his thought experiment Schroedinger places a cat and a ham sandwich in a
box.  As soon as the box is sealed, the observer does not know in which
state the contents are.  The ham sandwich and the cat could still exist side
by side, but the cat could also have eaten the sandwich.  This situation can
be represented by a complex wave function which is a superposition of the
above mentioned states.  At the instance one measures, that is, opens the
box, the wave function collapses into a definite state which in this case is
that the ham sandwich has invariably completely disappeared (unless of
course the cat was dead to begin with).

The same is true for your own experiment.  Open your lunchbox at home and
the wave function invariably collapses to a state of spongeness.  Open it on
your way (or at work, heaven forbid) and it will revitalize.

I have to make one remark: finding the lunch edible at work does not mean
that after you've just had a look what the state was and then closed the
box, what you measured at that moment is definite.  Not in the least: it can
and will only get worse.

Let's have a look at the microscopic Quantum Theory to see what also happens
in the macroscopic theory.  Let us regard a hydrogen atom with one electron.
The electron is now in a high energy state and it can drop to a lower energy
state by means of spontaneous emission of a photon.  The wave function
describing this situation evolves in time.  Measuring the state causes the
wave function to collapse.  If it collapses to the same higher energy state,
after you look away the wave function restarts evolving.  Finally, the wave
function will have evolved so much that when you measure, the electron will
have reached the lower energy state, in case of bread being a state of
spongeness.  Although not the appropriate application of terms, the
expression "degenerate state" leaps to mind.

Of course, it depends completely on the initial degree of plasticity of the
bread whether this process takes place.  The well known saying says it all:
"plastic in is plastic out."

The advice to be given here is: keep on moving.

This is also a very good tip should you want to avoid this paying activity
that those working people insist upon.

See also:
  • Work
  • Top Twenty-Six Ways To Kill Time
  • Field Researchers, How To Recognize
  • Gedankenexperiment
  • Wheelchairs, Getting Through Doorways In
  • Murphic Field In Daily Life, The
  • Lunchtime
  • Schroedinger's Cat
  • Drawing Conclusions

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