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If you are fond of JSP, then stop reading now since this entry will seriously disrupt your sense of structure. To the not-so-well-educated computer-freak-who-wants-to-know-it-all type, the whole concept of JSP may be very alien (Great movie!), but we will try to straighten those things out right away. JSP stands for Jackson's Structured Programming, and is a way to develop structured programs for administration and such "large" applications. It was developed by a guy named ... Jackson ?, who thought it would be a great idea to torture students with a totally incomprehensible way of thinking. JSP complicates the fine art of software development into a huge mass of strange, white, rectangular "things" with some strange symbols on it (paper to the rest of us). Why even try to get some "structure" by using the so- called "only" way of structured programming when you can use something so enormously more tasty like spaghetti programming! I am not Italian, but I must state that spaghetti tastes a lot better than those white, rectangular things! And if this would not be enough to convert even the most dedicated JSP'er, the enormous mass of those white, rectangular thingies, converted into Spaghetti, would create a mountain of Pasta similar to the Great Spaghetti- Bolognese Hive at Berghioningha IV. No! I say to hell with JSP and give us more PASTA! Hasta la Pasta!