Dietary Bachelorisms

Male Tendancies Of The Culinary Kind

by Alexander Lachlan McLintock (alexmc@biccdc.co.uk)
written 09 Sep 1994

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The males of any species without permanent mates develop strange dietary
habits.  Among some bachelors of Hertfordshire, UK, Earth I have found the
following trends.  Bachelors mostly cannot stand to cook.  They will take
every opportunity to eat meals cooked by other people.  This means that they
will try to live off the meals provided by their employers' canteens.  One
sad case regularly buys pizza once a week and keeps half of it in the fridge
for tomorrow's meal!  Of course, the British youth of today can survive
eating nothing other than lager and chicken vindaloo.  Rumours of men able
to live off nothing more solid that Guinness are to be taken with sceptism.

There are exceptions to every rule.  A traditional gift to young men (and
women) is "Mrs Beaton's Everyday Cookery."  This is an invaluable tome which
goes through almost everything the kitchen DIY enthusiast might need to
know. It can tell you about knives, soups, roasting a chicken, making a
bread sauce, tossing a salad, and what drink to serve.  Unfortunately this
book avoids cookery from the more exotic places around the world - squeezing
them into a few pages near the end.  You can tell that this book was not
directed towards males because it continually refers to "housewives" whose
duty is to be in the kitchen.  Well, it was written in 1963.

Those bachelors who do cook often practice one receipe to the detriment to
all others.  In my case that is chilli con carne.  See my forthcoming
article on AlexMC's chilli.

See also:
  • McLintock, Alexander Lachlan

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