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As the hitchhiker is always looking for ways to avoid having to hand out their money, here are some tips to get things for free! FREE COKE --------- Go to your local convenience store. While the store clerk isn't looking, grab some coke and run for it. NOTE: If you bring a weapon, you can even do it while they're looking. FREE TELEPHONE CALLS -------------------- Call from work. FREE PIZZA ---------- Hang around the dumpster outside your favorite pizza joint. When they close, they'll bring out all of the bizarre unsellable cold pizzas that various jokers ordered during the day - wait until they're gone and grab them! Free pizza! FREE FIREWOOD ------------- Look in the newspaper for ads saying "Free Firewood, you haul away." Haul it away. FREE ATTENTION -------------- Post the "MAKE MONEY FAST" article to the newsgroup of your choice. You'll have hundreds of email friends within a week, and your news admin will too!