Law School Necessities

What You Need When Going to Law School

by Charles Glasser (Charles Glasser)
written 19 Apr 1994

This article is classified "Real"


Some people sometimes wonder what type of computer hardware and software
would be most beneficial to have while in law school, and what other stuff
students have found to be extremely helpful.

Well, I can tell you the study of law requires lots of equipment that you
will have to go out and purchase, so here's my list:

          1) You'll certainly need a Cylindrical Graphite Trace Depositor,
             and I recommend getting a dozen or so with an Organic
             Cellulose Binding Tube.  It should be Apogee-tipped with a
             Compressionable Appendage that makes Error Correction a snap.

          2) Any law student needs a Serial Cell Plate Collation, with Blue
             Linear Scoring in the Horizontal Mode.  Highly portable and
             energy efficient, these come in bundles of 250 or 500 cells.
             These are usually Verso-linearly bound in steel, however, some
             "loose-leaf."

          3) My favorite law school tool is the Legume Hyperbaric Steam
             Injection Apparatus.  I use it every morning; as a matter of
             fact, I couldn't get out of the house without its rich bounty
             of Caffeinated Amino Acid Compounds.  Milk and sugar, please.

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