Vineland, New Jersey, USA, Earth

The Nowhere In The Middle Of Everything

by Paul Jason Clegg (cleggp@megadodo.com)
written 06 Jan 1993

This article is classified "Real"


Vineland is an entirely uninteresting town/city.  While it is the largest
city in New Jersey by land area, it isn't nearly as big population-wise.
It's located smack in the middle of the New Jersey peninsula, in the middle
of the area known by the locals as "South Jersey" (those who live in "North
Jersey" are ignorant of any land south of Trenton, and therefore their
concept of "South Jersey" is between the horizontal line starting at Camden
and the north to Trenton).

The inhabitants of Vineland range from the poor to the rich, with members
of almost every possible culture.  A few years ago, the local high school
had calculated that one-half of the students who attended were of a
minority, the other half being caucasian.

The main street through the city, Landis Avenue, has deteriorated to being
a way to get from point A to point B with lots of traffic lights in between.
The businesses that are situated there usually cater to the center city
residents, who are usually low-income minorities.  There are, however, lots
of suburbs where the income is generally average to above average, and
there are even more than a handful of "mansions" scattered about.

There are several small motels in the area, but most of them are somewhat
filled by homeless people that the city has put there "temporarily."  There
is a Ramada Inn just off of route 55, but this hitchhiker has never actually
gone in to investigate.  The Inn's outward appearance is good, however, so
it is probably a good place to stay if you need to stay at all and can
afford to do so.

There is only one "highway" that leads out of Vineland; route 55 leads from
Vineland north-northwest towards Camden and Philadelphia.  Other than that,
the nearest major highways are at least a half-hour drive by motorized
vehicle; to the north is the Atlantic City Expressway, travelling east-west
between Philadelphia and Atlantic City, to the east is the Garden State
Parkway, running north-south along the coast, and to the west there are
quite a few major highways, most notably the New Jersey Turnpike which
runs north-south between Wilmington (Delaware) and New York City (New York).

Don't hitchhike through Vineland; it's not worth it.  And definitely not at
night.

Places of interest:  I counted at least three McDonald's, two Burger Kings,
one Roy Roger's, one Friendly's, one Pizza Hut, and two Domino's Pizzas.
If you must stay and eat, good suggestions are Sammy J's, at the Shop-Rite
plaza on the northern end of Landis Avenue, and the Neptune, on Delsea
Drive.  The former is a retro-style ice cream parlor type of place that also
does very good, relatively quick meals.  The latter is a seafood restaurant
that you will want to sit down and wait for.

The only other redeeming feature of Vineland is that it's about an hour from
the Wilmington area of Delaware, about 2.5 hours from New York City, an hour
and a half from "North Jersey," an hour from the gambling areas of Atlantic
City (and, in fact, many of South Jersey's fine beaches), and an hour from
Philadelphia.

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  • Clegg, Paul Jason
  • Earth

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